Funny Puns With the Name Taylor
Taylor Swift recently got some lab work done.
Turns out she has bad blood.
So anyways the barista Taylor goes to hand me my drink....
And I said "thanks a latte."
My wife asked me to stop quoting Taylor Swift lyrics all the time
I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
Taylor Swift is not what she seems
I sent her my trousers to be taken up by 4 inches over 3 months ago
and I still haven't had them back!
What do you call two people talking about their Chuck Taylor All Star shoes?
A conversation.
What did the taylors say on his 80th birthday?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey
The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said
Suit yourself
I need to get me a taylor
Taylor Swift could further increase her revenue by opening an express alterations shop
and calling it Tailor Swift
Who is Taylor Swift?
Is she fast at stitching clothes or something?
Shake It Off by Taylor Swift (Harry Potter cover)
What is Thanos' least favorite Taylor Swift song?
Endgame
Why doesn't Taylor Swift have to worry about vampires?
Because she's got BAD BLOOD....🎼
My friend Taylor hates nudist beaches.
He's very clothes-minded.
What kind of dressmaker does Taylor Swift use when in a hurry?
A swift tailor.
I wonder if mosquitoes like Taylor Swift
Because she has bad blood
I've been going to rehab for my addiction to Taylor Swift lyrics.
I think i'm finally clean.
Taylor Swift got attacked by a boa constrictor...
Fortunately, she was able to shake it off.
Scientists talk about Boyle's law, Coulomb's law, Taylor's law, Byerlee's law, Graham's law, Dalton's law and Marconi's law. But what is Cole's law?
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Taylor was in a new relationship pretty quick after her last one
I guess you could say that was some Swift work.
Did you guys hear? Tom Hiddleston is dating Taylor Swift
Don't tell anyone else though, they're trying to keep it Loki
What exercises does Taylor Swift do to stay fit?
She does Taylor lifts.
My mom and I were talking about my two friends, Taylor and Taylor...
I was talking about their wedding last August. Apparently, it was the first time my dad heard me talk about them (or at least paid attention).
Dad: If you say Taylor and Taylor real quick, does that make it... sly grin ...Taylor Swift?
Mom and I: OH MY GOD.
Dad: You called?
What is Taylor Swift's favorite vegetable?
This. Sick. Beet.
Dad asked me about the new Taylor Swift album...
Dad: "Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?"
Me: "1989? Yeah."
Dad: "Oh no, it was much more recent than that."
My mom dadjoked me over Taylor Swift leaving Spotify
http://imgur.com/gcNcIYP
My Taylor Swift dad joke
I'm a dad. I came up with this one yesterday.
"I thought Taylor Swift was a same-day hemming service"
What did Taylor Swift say when she entered a ruined building?
I knew you were rubble when I walked in.
I told my Dad that I didn't like the new Taylor Swift song.
He said, "You just gotta shake it off!"
What is better than Taylor Swift?
Cobbler Slow.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift
Because she had bad blood
Why do vampires hate Taylor Swift
She HAS BAD BLOOD
Why do vampires hate Taylor Swift
She HAS BAD BLOOD
Why didn't the vampire bite Taylor Swift?
Because she had bad blood.
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